kt-elite asked: Are you starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
SMOOTH AF
incorrectshakespeare asked: any time i see any shakespeare characters on here, it makes me so happy
We’re incorrectshakespeare approved and this makes US so happy
curativecreativity asked: I have read almost every one of your posts out loud to my parents on our family vacation. At first they were annoyed, but now they love it as much as I do. Y'all rock!!
Our parents are probably annoyed too at this point
friend-of-the-abc asked: hey there, just popping in to say that this is probably 1) my favorite blog in existence, and 2) the pinnacle of all humor (in my very humble opinion). also, high fives to my fellow english majors! <33
WOW! High praise indeed. Thanks so much for popping in! :) (Always glad to hear from other English majors!)
Anonymous asked: Can u tag ur character post with the book title/author so I know which book I need to read next. Thanx
Oops, we usually try to do that! Our bad. If you have a question about a specific post please don’t hesitate to ask!
ofbrokenscreams asked: I'm supposed to be packing for college and instead, I found myself completely engrossed im blog for a full hour. I'm going to be majoring in English and my finding your blog today is perfect timing. all my love to you amazing people.
Aww, thank you! We’re glad you like it. And good luck with college!
O’Brien
Tim O’Brien goes up to the counter and orders a drink he calls the “Epistemic Frappe.” The barista double checks the menu. “I’m sorry, sir,” she says, “but that’s not a real drink.”
“How can you know?” O’Brien asks. He seems to pull a microphone from thin air, and with his lips a little too close to the mic he tells everyone in the Starbucks that they’ve just had their minds blown. He drops the mic and exits walking backward, arms extended.
Fanny Fern
Fanny Fern goes up to the counter and orders a small black coffee before ignoring the drink completely and opening her laptop. She only comes in to work on her blog.
Morgaine
Morgaine goes up to the counter and quietly but decisively orders a black tea. One of the baristas refuses to serve her, claiming that this customer is absolutely the worst.
“I’m not so sure,” says the other barista, whose name is Marion. “Not only should we make her the drink, I think we might even consider giving her some free biscotti.”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin sneaks behind the counter and writes “RaceTogether” on every. single. cup.